Gobble-de-gook

Here’s a notice I picked off a prison bulletin board. Play with it. Try to say it in as few words as possible:

To: all Inmates
From: Prison Business Manager

Since there appears to be some misunderstanding regarding Release Fund Savings Accounts, I will attempt to address some related concerns. Several steps must be followed in the process of setting up a Release Fund Savings Account. Information and the steps that must be adhered to follow: etc. (46 words)

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12 responses to “Gobble-de-gook

  1. Whoo-hoo! I’m a record holder! I don’t care that I’m the first and only entrant. It feels good.

    In addition to creative writing classes for inmates, Ed, they need a business writing course for prison management.

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