The comma

Use a comma before coordination conjunctions that join independent clauses. (Oh man, that’s a mouthful)

See, I got this here sentence — Snake owes me 10 large.
And I got another one ———- I’m on my way to punch out his lights.

Them two are complete sentences, subject and predica— verb thing.

So when I puts ‘em together, I needs a comma, like in:
Snake owes me 10 large, and I’m on my way to punch out his lights.

The rule works for:
and
but
for
nor
or
so
yet

I drove up to Snakes, comma, but he was waiting for me, comma, for he is a shifty character, comma, nor is he dumb, comma, or maybe it’s me, comma, so I got out of the car, comma, yet I forgot to get my piece out of the trunk, comma, so I was shot for murdering the English language.

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